class chalet!!

i was FORCED into doin this.. (by nai xin) haha!

4E1 class chalet from 10th - 12th april i was there!!

first i met up wif jansen n zhi yong early in e morning to eat b'fast at white sands der food court, along way, we talked about mani things!

reach der shi hou we took shuttle bus to e Costa sands resort! saw a big-head-girl, n a carrot at e entrance, they sae need 2 pay $1 to go in! ah!! nvm, pay liao jiu can go in le, go inside cannot find e place,.. forgot e room no. so how? shout lor haha! "wan ting! NG wan-n-n tinggg-g!!!" finally found e place n went in book beds! yay!

3 of us were e onli early ones there, there's nothing much to do, so we turned on e tv watch malay singing show! WOO~! we tried to follow wat they sing, kinda like the kara-O-K we sounded real terrible haha! soon, more ppl came, time to start e BBQ! i was given e 'all important job' to start e fire! WAH! unfair! they just sit around n talk talk, then when fire start liao something else oso started, it started to rain.. we used someones umbrella to cover the BBQ pit! haha, heng e rain stopped quite quickly then my job over! went upstairs watch TV , jian feng der turn! he is in charge of cooking e food, haha! sadded, another one kana bully, there was lots n lots of prawn! like 2 boxes, haha eat till peng,

i ate like: 5-6 chicken wing,

1 plate of (was it rice or noodles??)

9-10 marshmallows

7-8 cups of drinks

30-35 prawns!!

nite time! all e boys stayed in e room 2 watch e ping pong show! mani mani sound effects concerning darren n qi wei e main characters! haha!

aft tat they hav 2 go, sobs ;( left a few of us, they play tai ti while i tried n failed to sleep..

flip n flop on e bed like a fish, i think cos of e stomach ache i had, which i think cos of e prawns i ate! finally cannot tahan liao sat up n went to bathe at around 5am, (they were just about to end their game) then went off to BB! (sat got bb)

got bk der shi hou, met at e place can play pool der (e poke poke ball, drop in hole der), proness! v fun ^^

wanted to rent bike 2 cycle tru e nite der, but then rain, cannot liao, went bk 2 e chalet, i kana fever! everything feels so cold, so i hide under e blanket, then played a card game need drink alot of water 1, felt better aft tat, then we went out, thinking of playing some bowling, but e bowling alley was v full, so we decided to come bk 2moro, aft buying some supper (cup noodles) we went bk 2 eat!

2moro bowling!!! FOO~ diddent even get a strike, nt one! sianness!! playin a fool half e time, throwing nonsense ball haha!

e chalet was fun, but it would b better if

i need nt go off halfway,

did nt rain,

n i did nt fall sick!

haha! nvm , still hav nx time der!

rite~?

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last episode of i'm bacckkk!!

drag too long le haha, scared later forget what happened,

Start of climb

anyway we started to climb mt kinabalu on the third dae, startin point already cool le, as we climbed n climbed it got cooler, haha actualy it is e same as all e mountains onli e top part got difference, rocks, soil, roots, steps, n stairs, keep repeating n repeating, climb n climb, every abt 1-1.5 km of climb, there will b a resting point, a hut thing got benches inside then a small toilet (most advisable nt to use e tap water there, its freezing cold) climb n climb, finally reached e 3/4 point of e mountain, e place where we stayed for e nite, we went in to e lobby place, where ppl ate at, hav hot coffee n tea! woah! the best! haha, i kept drinking n drinking haha, free 1 wat! v nice~ then alvin winson n mi waited till clement came, soon followed by mr tay, who helped us check in 2 a room ^^

Bathroom's fun

clement winson n mr tay went to bathe first, left alvin n mi 2 guard the room.. soon, clement n winson came bk, time for us to go bathe! wee~ turns out we hav 2 queue up at e toilet, so unfair, e girls toilet oso no need to queue, haha! finally, when its our turn, we found out something horrifying, wah! no more hot water liao!! all used up! mus bathe in e freezing water, when its so high up in e mountain, everything is cold plus tis ice cold water can die ah!

got into e cubicle

turn on e tap

felt e water.. (oohh~h~~ )

told myself: 'b a MAN!'

'AAAAAHHHHHHH'

i was screaming inside my heart, cos outside gt mani ppl still in e queue, if no one outside i think e whole mountain can hear le

'ahhh-- ah ah ahha ahhhhh!!!!!'

abt 5 seconds later, i stepped out of e water, shivers shivers, soap.. shampoo..

'ahhhh!! ahh- ahh-a aa hhhhh!!!'

e water v small onli, come out little little bit, plus i was shivering, v hard to wash away all e bubbles, so took v long time under e water

finally it was over, i turn e tap off, got dressed n walked out, giving the "not cold wat, where got cold" -kind of look-

walk walk 2 e other side of e toilet, time to do some busniess,

it was e most memorable busniess i had,

have u tried doing some busniess when u r so damn cold, n shivering throughout e 'process' ?WAH! it was HELL!

e thing 1 2 come out dun 1 2 come out, then oso no strength to control it ,

u can't imagine how relived i was after e whole terrifying ordeal..

Blanket of stars

after tat alvin n mi grabbed a cup of hot tea n went outside (at a balcony) to look at e scenery, when we looked up, wah! e sky was filled with stars! at our angle, there will b a star from every centimeter, very beautiful indeed!@!@! we sat n talked talked, abt goin to NS ! then shoot e aeroplane (just as one just flew by) at our level, we are already among e clouds le, everytime one decides to drift by, there would b this feeling of water splashing on you but at e same time u r nt getting wet, kinda wierd haha ^^

Last surge to e summit!

nx morning, woke up at 2, woo! sun's nt even up yet! started 2 climb, climb tis giant giant rock, roughly e size of 5-6 sembawang sec!! woah! big uh! tis rock leads us all e way to e summit of e mountain, v scary der, once u let go of e rope n fall, thats it, mati, i asked e guild if anyone died b4, but she said no, heng uh,. haha

Racing heart

climb n climb, e last part of e climb was e toughest nt bcos it was very steep, actually compared to e whole climb, tis was okay, but how is it that i feel breathless just after climbing a few steps? well, it was cos e air was v v thin, my heart would b racing n mi gasping for air abt every 15 steps taken, really wanted to give up then, but then last last ending part le wat, chiong to the end! damn tired uh,..

Reached!

finally reach le, haha! reached le i still donno, when i reached e top, i was supporting myself on e signboard, (it was v dark like at nite time, n without e torchlight, u cannot c a thing, onli mr tay, alvin n winson brought torches, clement n mi dun hav) ,

'wa, sian zai zou na li?'

(now walk where?)

'tao liao la'

(reach le la)

'tao liao uh!? na li you!?!'

(reach? where got?)

'e sign-board'

'hur?'

'oh, its a signboard uh..'

Low's Peak...

Bla bla bla ....

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tis peak's proberly names after someone named Low somtin somtin, skilli is James der relatve! O.O

it was freezing cold at e top, no plants, no nothing! only this huge rock we hav been climbing all along, even e rocks felt like ice, had tis stinging feeling on our hands like mani needles pokeing it, we were sayin to each other 'when will e sun b comin up.. we need its warmth!' haha!!

well, we climbed all e way up here,. what now... wat!? u dun hav a lift to go down!?!

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chan wai's song!!!

we r sorry 2 interrupt the nx exciting episode of "i'm bacckkk!" wif this breathtaking, ground shaking, mountain moving, sun dropping ULTRA IMPORTANT news!!!

-HEADLINE for the week!-

(~~drum roll~~)

ta ta taa taaaa taa-aa-a ttaa-taa-taaa-ttttaaaaaa!!

TA DA!

the new chan wai song has been released!!

song writer: Mr Tan Yee Tien!

music editor: Mr Ang Zhi Yong!

this is how it goes!

cannot write e tune of e song down.. sian, try to imagine how it sounds like ba ;)

tis song cannot anyhow sing der, mus meet criteria then can sing,

• chan wai mus b around.
• there mus b a very veRY VERY erm, "well fed" lady walking somewhere, preferably somewhere which can easily b spotted by chan wai, like walking towards us

n err,

note: it would be best that onli "chan wai n friends" hear e song,

most discouraged for e "well fed" lady 2 hear it (n_n)

e yellow colour is e song,

e grey colour is e expected reaction of chan wai,

*as she walks*

do da-da, do da-da, do-da, do-da dei, oh~ chan wai's girlfriend walkin down e lane~

looks around, spots e "well fed" lady, start smiling

left and-a, right and-a, left a-right, a-left, and~ bouncing all the way~

smile at us, "wa hen hao wan hor zhao zhe zong gei wo" (wa, v fun hor, find tis kind for mi)

bounce-left, bounce-right, bouncing left-n-right, oh~ chan-wai chan-wai looking at her sway~

"wei lai liao la, bu yao wan" (she come le la, dun play liao) start pushing us away..

look-n, look-n, looking at-her-sway , oh~ chan-wai liu-kou-sui~ (chan wai e saliva come out)

"wa! bu yao wan la!, hen hao wan rite!" (dun play la! v fun rite!!) pushes us harder, we move a few steps bk le he still continue chase us n push,

by tis time, should b v fun liao, then can start addin oil 2 e fire (huo shang jia you) "ey, we help u choose so nice der girlfriend u ni bu yao (u dun 1) ni you (u hav) very high expations hor!"

-end-

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continued... (mt kinabalu trip) !!wet wet wet!!

White water rafting, 2nd dae,

realli excited e 2nd dae when i woke up,.got changed into chan wai's shorts hehe! nothing's goin on between us hor! haha its jus tat he lend mi his shorts.

got downstairs and bordered the bus, v v long trip, to a dam, e waves were huge, pouring down from e dam into e river,.. power uh haha! if i jump down sure die der hehe ,. we had to travel down stream by train to e startin point of e white water rafting (e dam place was too dangerous i think, so need to go downstream 2 somewhere more safe) we were told that the train has broken down and have 2 walk 2-3 km down before we reach e startin point , sianness!!!

it was a blessing in disguise! e village ppl made this wierd travelling ''equipment'' a few planks of wood barely reaching 1meter in length nailed 2gather and below it is four metal ball-bearings fixed at its four edges well, that's it, without even an engine, e ''thing'' fits just right on e train track and abt 2-3 ppl can sit on it, mr tay, winson, clement and a guild took 1, and alvin mi and another guild took another, i sat in front, wif alvin behind, and e guild standing at e side holding a long wooden pole

'won't die rite' (mi)

'no, won't die haha~' (guild)

'wa alvin, pah pah lei, fei chu lai zhen mo pan?'

(alvin, scared lei fly out how?)

'shi lor, yei shi ni shi sian, ni zai qian mian lei' (alvin)

(die lor, oso u die first, u in frount lei)

'wa suang, start liao start liao'

(wa shoik, start already start already)

shhhhiiii~ goes e metal ball-bearings, as we travelled along the rails, e thing go downhill der, so we went faster n faster, e wheels der sound oso go louder n louder, shhhhiiiiinnnngggg!!!

'wa! pao zha zhen mo pan!?!'

(wa, explode how!?!)

'bu hui la'

(wont la)

'lun hen xiang yao tiao chu lai liao lei!'

(e wheels like comin out lei!)

'ya lor'

'ta zhan zhu bu pa der hor'

(he stand up nt scared one hor)

'hmm'

'ey, wo men lean forward, zui clement'

(we lean forward catch up wif clement)

(clement's ''car'' in far ahead of us on e track)

'k'

'ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!'

'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!'

'ahhhh ah ah ahhh ahhh ahhhhhh!!!!!'

'ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!'

'CLEMENT YEO! WO LAI LE!!!!'

(clement yeo! i m comin!!!)

shout n shout , all e way till we reach, i think clement did nt hear mi, e wheels der sound was way too loud, anyway, we had tonns of fun travelling on tat wierd car , it was so damn fastn exciting! ~wee~

reached e place where they taught us abt all e safety equiptments n stuff, we got raped by mosqituos! mani mani mosqituo! so irritating, keep kissing us haha! winson did a triple kill! sweet! oso mus credit mi, i told him der,

'wa! (pointing at his arm)'

''PIACK!!''

TRIPPLE KILL!!!

~WOO~

3 small patches of blood haha!

went 2 e river side n took off in our boat thinggy, it was a big inflated boat thing, like those emergency life boats u c in e movies, 2 strangers, mr tay, winson, clement, alvin, camera man, guild, n mi, all set 2 go gO GO!

WEE~ WOO~ WAA~

all e way down e rapids then e guild sae

''okay, now jump'' (points to water)

''WAT!?!"

"jump in water"

"hur?!"

i was taken by surprise, mr tay pushed mi into e water b4 jumpin in himself, one by one everyone jumped too, wa! water v cold lei! haha onli e camera man n guild nev jump in, they sae tis is emergency exercise, test on wat to do if we were 2 fall out, quite fun lei haha , ok back in e boat, now e real thing! wooo~

down down down!! splash splash! we went up n down in e boat haha up down left right till we reach a mid-point where we stopped for our buffet lunch! haha just nice, it started to
rain

aft lunch, 2nd round! got bk in e boat and went down-stream again haha, tis time e water even more cold, then mid-way got another spot where he call us 2 jump again, tis time i jump first, then frm e water tried to pull mr tay down too, pull n pull, ''click'' something fell, its his watch! oh! die die!! MATI!

feeling guilty now,.. haha, play play till watch gone, i faster went bk into e boat n keep quiet haha, heng mr tay nev scold mi

'ey, yee tien uh, my watch lei?' (mr tay)

'hur, wat watch' (actin blurr , a guilty sensation start swirling up in my stomach)

'drop in e water uh?'

'hur got mei!?!' (still actin, e swirl got worse)

'oh nevermind ba'

'uh, oh..' (guilty guilty guilty!! 100% x 10^10 guilty! sorry sorry!!)

aft tat we went down a few more rapids n had war wif e other boats!!!

splash splash water der! ATTACK!!!

then thats the end of e 2nd part, we alight n took a nt v speedy speed boat bk to mainland! wee~ all dried up when we reach, onli e pants nt dry hehe~!

then took e bus bk 2 e louge,

Nx Exciting Episode!!!!

3rd dae, startin of e climb!!

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i'm bacckkk!!!

yo yo yo!!! back from mount kinabalu climb!! woo hoo!!! sry sry actually bk on tuesday le,. that wat 3 days ago haha, tired ma, cannot sit down n write hehe,

i think this is goin 2 b a veri veri long post, haha, donno if i can finis it 2nite, may have to continue another time,.. oso e colours may run out, then need 2 use repeated colours for e words .. ):

lets start from e start !

friday morning woke up v early, bath le then jiu rush downstairs 2 meet mr ken,.. holding my handphone and carrying tat ULTRA HEAVY bag of mine,.. (well, i was kinda, (i shall not use stupit..) blurr, went to fill up all my bottles of water to bring there, mr tay later said we could fill it along the way) well when i reach downstairs realised my handphone pouch lost, sian, no time 2 go find oso.. nvm , got on e van n headed to changi airport! wee~ can run un around, play play on e travellator , look look at e fishes , eat at e donno wat poppey's, woo! so fun haha , never did i expect alvin to sae "mei you lei, wo men qu de shi budjet terminal" (du hav lei, we goin to e budjet terminal) i asked him wat that is, then he just told mi nt to expect much.. well, it was okay la, nt as bad as i tot, still got air-con, seats, toilet, a place to eat, haha! i was thinking like those old abandoned house like tat, soon , we GOT ON E PLANE!! woo! so long nev been on a plane liao! gain speed , gain speed,.. vroom!! taka taka taka (donno wat sound lai de..) e wing flap thing turn down..., ahh!! ffeewwWWWWW!!!!! off we go!! WAHAHA!

-fast forward-

... reached e place we are to stay in then decided to go snorkleing , wee! suang! i was wondering if i would c a sea turtle , or even better, a shark! well none of them appeared,.. what appeared apparently, and i did nt expect to see so many of them, was.. come on guess guess!! what do u think it was? ok ok i'll tell u , tons n tons of sea cucumber!! ewww! ear xin! they are like all over e floor , then all nt moving der donno dead or wat, back black long long , look just like da pian (shit) , i tried throwing one at winson (use 2 stick thing like chopsticks then kiap e cucumber n throw!) they were slimy n heavy! hard 2 throw, e worst part is i oso scared to touch it, so ear xin, v scared i throw le then e cucumber drop on myself, well i was a good thrower, winson YELPED!! WAHAHA!!! so funny! he jump like banana haha! yellow banana!! okok, aft tat, we swim further in, winson n clement stayed behind, clement was nt a v good swimmer, need 2 stay at places he can stand, but winson! he sae he scared of e FISH!! WA! small harmless cute fishes!!! (well, later i learned that they are nt that harmless n cute afterall) so alvin n mi went to explore,. sea cucumber covered e floor in e shallow part, in e deeper part was sea uchins! hundreds of them! black black wif small white dots! they r like a black carpet covering e floor, totally no place to stand, wa scary, then c liao i shock tio, so jerk my head down abit, e water go inside e snorkel, wa! cough cough, then when cough tat time e water go inside e goggles, make my eyes pain, cannot see, cannot breath, cannot rest(e floor full of e sea uchin), macham acting in movie like tat! kicking for my life haha! heng i noe how 2 swim, or i would have difinetly steped on e sea uchin le, haha scary wor~ we saw mani funni fishes too haha! got rainbow fish (we name it ourself der, cos v colourful) fat fat fish, thin thin fish, small small, n 1 long long der, v long! onli i saw it e others were talking when i noticed it while looking underwater, i tot it was a barracudas! so scary~ ok la, maybe look like it onli, scaring myself, then alvin saw a sting-ray! UNFAIR! onli he saw, when he call mi it ran away liao,.. sian lor! aft tat we went bk e louge place 2 stay for e nite

2nd dae, e white water-rafting@!@!@!

too long le, haha, too mani things 2 write,

!!!@@@ TO BE CONTINUED @@@!!!

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